BACK TO POSTING!!!

    Sorry, but I've both been busy as geese (why the hell are geese so busy? I've never seen them do anything but swim, shit, and try to bite me) and EXILED to Arkysaw during COVID.

Don't axe, it's too disgusting.

But I'm back to Standish Farm after three years and will do my best to entertain those of you stupid enough to read this mess.

"Let's see, what can I fuck with next?"

- Eddie Murphy playing Reggie Hammonds in "48 Hours" pretending to be a cop at Torchy's

So I'll do my best to go through my collection of weird Architectural Stuff (don't try to use these terms at home, people, they're only for pro-fesh-un-ulls lahk me) to make you say

"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THANG???"

Kinda like this.

Victorian house turned into some sort of storefront with a living space above.

I always loved this house in Little Rock, in stone's throwing distance of the State Capitol (GET YOUR ROCKS READY!!).

I wanted to buy it, restore it, live in it, and have a store below called "The Strangest Things in the World," where I'd sell weird items back to the people that had thrown them away or sold them to me in garage sales years before.

I missed the sale of the building by one day. 

Might still be there if I got it.

Good for me.