STORE SIGN #1 FROM HAVANA , ARKANSAS
The sign is apparently for 'Sir
Walter Raleigh' brand chewing tobacco, and it's 44 per cent fresher. Fresher
than what? Fresher than the last spent chew in your cheek? Fresher than the
teenage bag boy that winked at you while you were at the grocery store? Fresher
than the last batch they made?
Fresher than a glass of ice-cold
homemade lemonade?
Surely not.
But it is pouch-packed. Whatever that means. I guess it could have been packed in a used casket.
The brick mortar is disintegrating, which is not surprising as it is a lime/sand/water mix with little or no Portland to make it hard (oh my!). Probably why the brick still looks good.
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